Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes

F. Lee Bailey and Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between F. Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?
A: One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!

Anonymous

Lawyer Gives Good and Bad News

"I have good news and bad news," the defense lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

Anonymous

Lawyers Taken Hostage

Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.

Anonymous
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