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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
 
      Shady Conceptions
Q: Did you know that you can get a woman pregnant from anal intercourse?
A: That's how lawyers are made.
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                        Dress for Success
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits.
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                        Lawyer to Heaven
Q: Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?
A: Hell was full.
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