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Profession Jokes - Farmer Jokes
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A farmer was counting his cows and initially counted 197 but when he rounded them up he had 200.
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Old Farmers
OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed
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Texas Farm
A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, "What size farm do you have?" The Englishman proudly announced, "Thirty-five acres!"
"Thirty-five acres?" the Texan scoffed. "Why, I can get in my truck at 8:00 AM and start driving and at noon, I am still on my farm. I can eat lunch and start driving again and at 5:00 PM I am still on my farm.
"Ah, yes," the Englishman nodded in understanding. "I had a truck like that once."
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