Profession Jokes - Engineer Jokes

Civil Engineer's Relationship

Q: Why was the civil engineer's relationship so unstable?
A: Because there was no truss left!

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A Hooker And A Engineer

Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!

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If Its Not Broke

Most people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it... Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

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