Two Electricians

Two electricians are working up on a pole. A granny walks by. One of the electricians shouts at the granny, "Hey grandma, can you hold that cable that's on the ground next to you for a bit, please?" The granny picks up the cable. The same electrician then turns to the other electrician and says, "Told you it was the neutral."

Two Plus Two

A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, ''What is 2+2?'' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''4.'' Then the mathematician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''4.0.'' Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''What do you want it to be?''

Old Engineers

Old engineers never die, they just lose their bearings