Profession Jokes - Criminal Jokes

Daughter in College

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?
As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Banker Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes)
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Congressional Holdup

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and yelled, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You can't do this to me, I'm a United States Congressman!" The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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Anonymous

Plant Your Potatoes

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply,
"For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!!!!!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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