Profession Jokes - Bureaucrat Jokes

Congressmen And Light Bulbs

Q: How many Congressmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They're too busy screwing pages.

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Anonymous

Q: Why does the NSA hate blizzards?
A: Because they get Snowden.

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Anonymous

There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
Things are more like today than they ever were before.
Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
Things get worse under pressure.
Things go right so they can go wrong.
Thinking is hard work.
One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
This space for rent.

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Anonymous