Accident of Proctologist

Q: What kind of accident did the proctologist have?
A: He was rear-ended!

Views of the Grand Canyon

Three people were visiting and viewing the Grand Canyon -- an artist, a pastor and a cowboy. As they stood on the edge of that massive abyss, each one responded with a cry of exclamation. The artist said, "Ah, what a beautiful scene to paint!" The minister cried, "What a wonderful example of the handiwork of God!" The cowboy mused, "What a terrible place to lose a cow!"

Astronaut Booty Call - Belt

I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.