Some Stupid Truckers

While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

The Astronaut Joke

Q: What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!

Blondes Lost the Key

Two blondes were going to the mall. When they got out of the car, they started tossing the car keys back and forth. One of the blondes missed, and the keys flew into the sewer drainpipe. The other blonde tried to reach it but couldn't. So, she called a locksmith, and a cop. When the two got there, the blondes explained what happened, then the cop tried to reach the keys but couldn't. Finally the locksmith opened the door. The blonde that missed the keys in the first place said, "Whew... for a second there I thought we might of needed to use the SPARE key."