Profession Jokes

Smelly Lawyers

Q: Why do Lawyers smell?
A: So the blind can hate them, too!

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Some Stupid Truckers

While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a cop in sight. Let's take a chance!"

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The Astronaut Joke

Q: What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!

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