Profession Jokes

Too Big To Bury

Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?
A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoe-box.

Anonymous

Psychics Can't Have Children

Q: Why can't psychics have children?
A: Because their husbands have crystal balls.

Anonymous

The Battery at the Gynecologist

Q: What did the battery say to the gynecologist?
A: It's not the smell that bothers me, it's the discharge!

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