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Lying to a Politician
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you." "Sure you could!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
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Sick Pig
Q: Why do pigs never recover from illness?
A: Because you have to kill them before you cure them!
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I'm A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.
Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.
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