Profession Jokes

Material Witness

I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.

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Old Mathematicians

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate

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Cement

Q: What do you have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?
A: Not enough cement

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