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Revised Judicial Oath
Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
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Husband's Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?
Wife: Oh, about midnight.
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Material Witness
I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.
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