Lawyer V Psychopath

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?" It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

Excited Preacher

The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

Shopping Mall

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.  He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"  The cop asked, "What's he like?"  The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big tits."