Your Dentist Is Crazy

The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy

1. Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
2. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders"
3. Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
4. Does an extensive search for cavities...dental and body.
5. He licks his tools clean.
6. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed lie.
7. When you come to from being under the gas, he's quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
8. Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
9. Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
10. Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he'll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.

You Should Diet

Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.
Doctor: You should diet.
Trish: Really? What color?

Origin of Lawyers

An anxious woman goes to her doctor.
"Doctor," she asks nervously, "Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from?"