Profession Jokes

I Remember You

A guy is in the grocery store when a pretty woman smiles at him and says hello. He’s taken aback and can’t place her. “Do I know you?” he asks. “I think you’re the father of one of my kids,” she says. He racks his brain to think of how that could be. Then he remembers the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. “Wow,” he says. “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who tied me down on the pool table, and did it with me, with all my buddies cheering, while your friend sprayed whipped cream on my butt? Boy, that was insane.” “No,” she says. “I think I’m your son’s math teacher.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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College Students

A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have. He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse." One student stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how to fuck, or I don't know how to shit."

Categories: Sex Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes)
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Needle Doc

"Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!"
"I see your point."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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