God Sues Satan

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

Radio Astronomers

Q: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They aren't interested in that short wave stuff.

Testing a New Recruit

Police Chief says, "As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?" New Recruit replies, "Call for backup!"