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Police Rumble
Q: What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling
A: Stop! You're under a vest.
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Missed School
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day, when the teacher asked him why, he said, "Our cow was in heat, so I had to take her to the Bull." "How disgusting," said the teacher. "I'm sure your father could have done that." "No ma'm, he couldn't have," said the little boy. "It has to be the Bull."
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The Bucket
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
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