Profession Jokes

Where Is Your Wife?

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said, "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?" To which the farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

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Mail Carriers.

Q: What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?
A: SPEED!

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Lawyer's Birthday Gift

Q: What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
A: Briefs!!

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