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Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around the Playboy Mansion. At one point, Hefner turned to his friend, and said, "Did you ever hear this joke? A woman receives flowers from her boyfriend. She turns to her friend, and says, `Oh, great. Now I'll have to spend the whole weekend with my legs in the air.' `Why?' says her friend. `Don't you have a vase?'" They laugh, and then Hefner opens a door with a flourish. Inside, women are reclining on couches, naked as jaybirds, with flowers protruding from their vagina's. Hefner and his friend have another laugh and are flirting with the girls when suddenly, from the next room, there is a bloodcurdling shriek!" What was that?" starts Hefner's friend. "Oh, probably just the umbrella stand..."

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Four Feet On An Elephant

Q: Why does an elephant have four feet?
A: Because it would look silly with six inches.

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Decent Proposal

A business man is trying to find a potential wife, he finds three business oriented ladies and tells them he will give them each five thousand dollars. Each of them can do what they want with it but to be back in six weeks to tell him what they did with it. All three ladies think they will be smart and try to make money from the five thousand dollars. The six weeks go by and the three ladies go to meet the business man. The business man says, "Number One, what did you do with your money?" Number One says, "I invested in T-bills and made $1500." The business man asks number two the same question. Number Two says, "I invested in the market and made $1700." The business man asks Number Three the same question, as well. Number Three says, "I invested in a CD and only made $1200." The business man, revaluated all three candidates and came to a decision. Can you guess which one he selected? The one with biggest breasts, of course.

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