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Nothing To Eat

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other." The tattoo artist begins his work, but is a bit confused, so he says, "Lady, I'll do anything my customers want, but I gotta ask, why would you want a turkey on one thigh and a Christmas tree on the other?" "Well, if you really want to know," she firmly answers, "I'm sick and tired of my husband telling me that there's never anything to eat between the holidays."

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Cross a Stripper and Model

Q: What do you get when you cross a stripper with a model?
A: A boner.

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The Difference Is

Q: What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?
A: He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!

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