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Kick The Pickle
A lady bought a jar of pickles every week. Each day she would put a pickle in the hole in her floor and start humping it. Just then the mailman rings the doorbell and she gets up, kicks the pickle and gets the mail. The next day she does the same thing and screws the pickle. The mailman waits everyday, he looks in the window and sees her screwing the pickle then he rings the doorbell. The next day he gets a substitute to do his routes. He sneaks in the lady's basement and paints his dick green, so when she put the pickle in, he takes it out and sticks his dick in. The woman doesn't know it's not the pickle so she just screws it. Later on the substitute mailman rings the doorbell and then the lady kicks the pickle and gets the mail.
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Bob Dole and Empire State
Q: What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?
A: They both took 410 days to be erected.
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What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, "So, you're a doctor?" "That's right," replied the doctor smugly. "Betcha don't know what kind of doctor." "Ummm...I'd say that you're an anesthesiologist." "Yep, that's right! Good guess! How did you know?" asked the guy. "Because throughout the entire procedure, I didn't feel a thing."
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