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Parting Gift

At the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut off her late husband's penis and shove it up his rectum. The mortician objects, but threatening not to pay, he relents. Later, at the coffin closing, the wife bends down to kiss her husband goodbye, and she sees a tear coming from his eye. She says "Hurts doesn't it, you son of a bitch!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Corporate Booty Call - Hard Work

I see you've been noticing my hard work.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Mute The Blonde

Q: How do you press the mute button on a blonde?
A: Put your dick in her mouth!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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