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Naughty Emicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :o) and :o( respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"? Here's a few:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_^^_) a bubble ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
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Clinton Soup
One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, "Clinton Soup", that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water!
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The Battery at the Gynecologist
Q: What did the battery say to the gynecologist?
A: It's not the smell that bothers me, it's the discharge!
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