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Hello

Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?
A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up bitches!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Painted Toilet Seat

A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear. Distraught, she asked her husband to unscrew the seat and drive her to the doctor. When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to show him their predicament. The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes," the doctor replied, "but never framed."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Pleasing Myself

A guy hires a hooker and brings her to his hotel. The hooker is in bed ready for action, and the guy starts undressing. The hooker begins to laugh when he drops his boxers and asks, "Who do you think you're going to please with THAT thing?" The guy responds, "Me baby, me!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Insult Jokes
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