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Altar Boys in the Snow

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penises in a snow bank.
Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, "Boys! Boys! Whatever are you doing, you're going to catch pneumonia. Put your penises away."
The tallest altar boy turns around and yells, "Sister Margaret, don't worry, we know what we're doing. Father Porter always likes a couple of cold ones after work!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Beaver's Tongue

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, "Whats that?" She says, "Well, it's a beaver, Johnny."
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, "Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out."

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Porno in the 70s

Q: How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's?
A: The guys' schlongs have sideburns!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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