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Genetic Disorder

A man sees a growth coming out from the center of his forehead and consults with a specialist who tells him he has a rare genetic disorder and what's happening to him is that a penis is growing out of his head. He is told that his life is not in danger, but it's inoperable due to its extensive root system. He is told to wear a hat and that it could be a whole lot worse.
"How can you say that? Every morning when I comb my hair or shave, I'm going to see a dick sticking out of my forehead. Do you know what that's gonna do to my ego?" "You won't see anything," the doctor says. "Your balls will be in your eyes."

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Baby's First Words

A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top of a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out and says to the doctor, "Are you my dad?". The doctor says, "No, I am your doctor!"  With that, the baby pops right back inside. "Damn!", says the doctor. A short while later he sees the head push through again. "Are you my dad?", asks the baby. "No, I am your doctor.", he replies. Once again the baby vanishes back into his mother's womb. The doctor turns to a nurse and says, "Nurse, get that baby's father in here right away--we may have a situation on our hands!"   Moments later the baby's father is in the delivery room, and the baby's head once again pops out. "Are you my dad?", the baby asks of the father. The father replies, "Yes, little baby, I am your father!" The baby then reaches up and begins poking his father in the forehead with his index finger-- "How do you like that?"

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Patriots Admit Guilt

Q: What did the Patriots say about #deflategate in their press conference?
A: The Patriots said it was true, they did deflate the Colts balls during the championship game.

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