Word Play Jokes

Patent On Fire

Q: Who invented fire?
A: Some bright spark!

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Deaf Fisherman

Q: What did Santa give the deaf fisherman for Christmas?
A: A herring aid!

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Spell It

Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please.
Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before?
Woman: *cough* No.
Clerk: Then I need your address.
Woman: Okay. It's 260..*AHEM* Sorry.. Laryngitis...
Clerk: You'll have to spell that one for me.

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