Clinton's Smoking Habits

Bill Clinton was recently seen smoking a pipe. When asked why he wasn't smoking a cigar he said, ''Cigars are for pussies."

Motivational Speaker Booty Call

Step 1: Feel that fire of passion burning in you!
Step 2: Now feel mine.

Tossed Off A Ship

A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas. He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."