Word Play Jokes

Soldier Coffee

A little boy who was visiting his grandmother made her some coffee. When she went to take a sip she noticed a little toy soldier at the bottom of the cup. When she asked him about it, he told her "It's like the TV commercial grandma. The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"

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Born on a Farm

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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Mormon Kids

Q: Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?
A: Because 30 is too many!

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