Word Play Jokes

New Words

A boy from France comes to America, he wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learns "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!''

Anonymous

When You're Away

She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"
He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

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Bad Business

Just been to the Grim Reaper's new shop.
"How's business?" I asked
"Dead" he replied

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