Word Play Jokes

What Have You Done

The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, "I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy. "What have you done?"

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Improvements

You're not acting like yourself today, I noticed the improvement right away.

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Wishful Thinking

You know you're getting old when you back is the only thing that is stiff when you wake up in the morning.

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