Word Play Jokes

MJ at Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.

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Dictionary Spelling

How do you spell elephant? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t" That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelled it!"

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Dermatologists

Q: Why should you keep away from dermatologists?
A: They make rash decisions.

Submitted BY: mackiecfh
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