Word Play Jokes

Light Bulb - WASP's

Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.

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George Bush's SATs

Q: What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s?
A: Drool.

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Stealing Redneck

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?
A: "Six-finger discount!"

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