Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Aircraft Carrier

Yo mama's like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port.

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What Key

Q: What key is "Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight" written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.

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Leave Me Knocking

One night, Penis and Balls were sitting in a couch. Penis said to Balls, "We are going to a party. Balls said, "F*ck off, you always leave me knocking."

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