Word Play Jokes

Breaking Frodo

Q: In "Fellowship of the Rings," what did Sauron say to Frodo?
A   "You're a hard hobbit to break!"

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Anonymous

Greek tailor.

An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic.
TAYLOR: "Euripides?" (You-rip-e-dees)
MAN: "Eumenedes??" (You-men-e-dees)(Say it quickly, it works!)

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Fault

Yo mama so fat, when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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