Word Play Jokes

Olympic Condoms

A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?"

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Submitted BY: Justin19S

The Belt

Q: Why was the belt arrested?
A: Because it held up a pair of pants!

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Baby Chick Vocabulary

Q: Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"
A: Because they can't say "expensive, expensive, expensive!"

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