Word Play Jokes

Penny Jumped

Q: Why did the penny jump off the building and the dime didn't?
A: Because it had more cents!

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Humming Bees

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: They don't know the words.

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Chicken Coop

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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