He Left A Little Space

When God made man, he made him out of string. He had a little left, so he left a little thing. When God made woman, he made her out of lace. He didn't have enough, so he left a little space.

Condiment Rx

Q: Did you hear about the injured condiment?
A: He had to be rushed to the Mayo Clinic.

Jones Syndrome

Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing, "The Green, Green Grass of Home."
Doc: "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
Patient: "Is it common?"
Doc: "It's Not Unusual."