Word Play Jokes

Hippo

Q: What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'?
A: One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter.

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Bill Gates Hard Drive

Q: Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?
A: He's renaming it MICROHARD.

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Turtle Wax

Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because they have such small ears.

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