Word Play Jokes

Cool Drink

Q: What does a rattlesnake put in his lemonade to make it cold?
A: Mice cubes.

Anonymous

Frog Lamp

Q: What did the frog do when he found a magic lamp?
A: Rub it. Rub it.

Anonymous

Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

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