Word Play Jokes

Frog Lamp

Q: What did the frog do when he found a magic lamp?
A: Rub it. Rub it.

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Fish Eyes

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh.

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Submitted BY: BradWerner5

Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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