Word Play Jokes

Vitamins

Q: What bee is good for your health?
A: Vitamin bee!

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Her New Dress

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting for Maria to get ready for their date. She came out of the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said, "I'm sorry I'm late but I was shopping and lost track of time. Would you like to see me in my new dress?" "I would like nothing better." said Emery.

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Chicken and Duck

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

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