Word Play Jokes

Mountain Climber

Q: When should a mountain climber not call for help?
A: When he's hanging by his teeth.

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Tall Tails

I like to date intelligent girls who are taller than me.
It keeps me on my toes.

Submitted BY: wthreye

Public Stock

A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man. He says to her, "What's going on?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!"

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