Word Play Jokes

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I don't mean to boast, but I was so good at being born, they gave me a certificate for it.

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Doggone It

Q: What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

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No Lesbian Tennis Star at the Dutch Open

Q: Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?
A: She got her finger caught in a dike!

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