Word Play Jokes

Elephant and Hooker

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?
A: A two-ton pickup.

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Sex With Twins

Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Alex had a goatee."

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Is Sex A Crime

Q: Did you know Sex is a crime?
A: Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get..

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