Word Play Jokes

Speak Up

A pony walks into a bar and quietly whispers to the bartender that he would like a beer. The bartender says "I can't hear you. You will have to speak up." The pony say "I'm sorry I'm a little hoarse."

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Dressing

Q: Why did mustard close it's eyes?
A: Because it didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Fresh Air

You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!

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