Word Play Jokes

Diabetes Distress

My grandpa lost a foot to diabetes. Now he's 4' 3"

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Elephant Phone

Q: How to elephants talk to each other?
A: By 'elephone!

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Half To Death

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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