Word Play Jokes

Cat Food

Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!

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Catch A Squirrel

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

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Bad Breath

You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper!

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