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Help Please
I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking.
He told me he was busy and that I'd have to be a little patient.
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Knock Knock - Figs
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Mimes
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Mimes in a chainsaw fight.
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