Word Play Jokes

He Can't Hear

Q: What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Chicken Ain't Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: 'Cause he freakin' felt like it!

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Horse at the Bar

This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

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